Clown (2014)

Now I will be reviewing 2014's Clown as if I haven't taken two years off.  This is produced by Eli Roth, the self-proclaimed master of horror, and I couldn't agree more with that statement, he definitely produced this.  The movie is about a child who's birthday party is almost ruined when the hired clown cancels because this can't be how he envisioned his life, right?  So the dad finds a clown suit right in front of him as this happens and puts it on for the party.  He soon learns being a clown isn't everything it's "cracked" up to be.  The suit is actually a demon's skin, so you can see how that would get silly.

So, "Should I see it"? Or not clown around with this one.

I say "See It".  I'm really amazed it took us until 2014 to realize clowns can be scary too, but this movie really pulls it off.  At one point his stomach is constantly making a weird noise, it kind of sounded like a taught rope, or when you slide into a leather chair and everyone in the room thinks you farted.  But I guess he was just hungry - hungry for kids!  Haha, you can't eat kids. Also, his wife is pregnant.  Clown- you a clown jewel.

-KK-